do u ever look at someone and just like wow let me take off your pants
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tattoo/piercing blog!
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I started this “which pokemon are you” test
and
there’s something wrong
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When that one kid reminds the teacher you had homework
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i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
*Austin shows his iPhone to Tino*
Tino: Oh my god… It’s time for Austin’s uh, daily ab work out…
Austin: It says “It’s time for your daily ab workout”, just letting you guys know… Now is the time! *lifts up shirt*
Tino: You better go! You gotta do it!
Austin: Alright I gotta do it, you do your interview, I’ll do my abs
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Vans
(Source: briannaamarieegodseyy, via the-somatic--defilement)
I forgot that hail satan is not an acceptable phrase to express excitement
You hang out with the wrong people.
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